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Post by AlterPrecious on Mar 16, 2006 11:03:53 GMT -5
"Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve." -- George Bernard Shaw
"The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself." -- Sir Richard F. Burton
"I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs." -- Samuel Goldwyn
"Crime does not pay... as well as politics." -- Alfred E. Newman
"Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?" -- La Rochefoucauld
"Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed." -- Jonathan Swift
"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it." -- Bob Hope
"I know Kung Fu, Karate, and 47 other dangerous words." -- Jo Ramos
Don't cry because its over, smile because it happened.
something? heh
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Post by Ashleigh on Mar 16, 2006 21:04:35 GMT -5
we're going to rock the house haha song lyrics.. i put in my msn personal
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Post by AlterPrecious on Mar 18, 2006 10:08:28 GMT -5
..... Johnneeey <3
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Post by Ashleigh on Mar 18, 2006 13:29:59 GMT -5
oohhh <3 haha |-) that is me this morning... its a sleepy face for msn
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Post by AlterPrecious on Mar 19, 2006 9:42:57 GMT -5
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Post by gcriotgirl333 on Mar 20, 2006 12:55:15 GMT -5
tuym8tgpsbhx3e3qnbsh that was my code when joining a message board! I thought it was going to be ¡Desgraciadamente esta canción no tiene ningún nombre! because I pasted as the name of a song I was writing. It means Unfortunately this song has no name! in Spanish
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Post by Kelsey on Mar 21, 2006 18:59:42 GMT -5
What I like about this essay is that it really helped me clarify my views on war, and whether I think war is necessary and how the author helped me reach these conclusions on war.
part of my portfolio....
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Post by Ashleigh on Mar 24, 2006 14:59:30 GMT -5
well i do have one.. but its not coming up cause its a picture i copied for a project.. its of the death process for ancient egyptians
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Post by crimsonriver on Mar 25, 2006 1:00:24 GMT -5
Funny sayings on t-shirts! Yay!
Ever have an itch you can reach but probably shouldn't?
Next time you have a thought, just let it go.
Good friends help you move...Great friends help you move bodies.
Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again!
Where there's a will... I want to be in it.
Hard work has a future payoff Laziness pays off now.
In America Anyone Can Be President That's One of the Risks You Take.
I picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue.
Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
NyQuil - The stuffy, sneezy, why-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
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Post by Ashleigh on Mar 25, 2006 22:21:39 GMT -5
haha i lOVE those! absolutely HILARIOUS!
baybolicious
^DONT ASK^
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Post by Kelsey on Mar 30, 2006 11:38:51 GMT -5
I told the angels Cant stay in heaven I asked the devil If we cut out the bad well then we'd have nothing left Like I cut up your angels Yeah you stabbed me to death
i wasn't going to ask Ash....interesting though...
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Post by AlterPrecious on Mar 30, 2006 14:15:44 GMT -5
apple love makes dogs chase johnny through the wineyard menacingley because they eat elephant poo with even more dog flavoured ice cream. while cats drink spicey mice's urines from cup of tea for breakfast. and
hahha... yeah
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Post by Ashleigh on Mar 30, 2006 21:20:44 GMT -5
end me updated pictures of you guys!! you said you would when you got home
dont ask.. just dont okay!
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Post by crimsonriver on Apr 4, 2006 0:04:36 GMT -5
Oh... what is the malt and liquor? What gets you drunken quicker? What comes in bottles or in cans? (Beer) Can't get enough of it (Beer) How we really love it (Beer) Makes me think I'm a man (Beer) I could kiss and hug it (Beer) But I'd rather chug it (Beer) Got my belly up to here (Beer) I could not refuse a (Beer) I could really use a beer, beer, beer
Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer
I can't remember how much I have had I drank a twelve-pack with my dad (BURP!) That's my son the drunken manly stud I'm proud to be his bud Here have some pretzels No, I'll call it quits Those things give me the shlits (ha ha ha)
Drink with your family Drink it with your friends Drink till you're fat, stomach distends Beer is liquid bread, it's good for you We like to drink till we spew! Ew! Who cares if we get fat? I'll drink to that
As we sing once more...
What is the malt and liquor? What gets you drunken quicker? What comes in bottles or in cans? (Beer) Can't get enough of it (Beer) How we really love it (Beer) Makes me think I'm a man (Beer) I could kiss and hug it (Beer) But I'd rather chug it (Beer) Got my belly up to here (Beer) Golly, I adore it! (Beer) Come on dammit, pour it! Do it for me, brew it for me Feed it to me, speed it to me (Beer) The most wonderful drink in the world HOORAY!!! (BURP!)
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Post by Kelsey on Apr 4, 2006 11:19:19 GMT -5
One of these days I’m gonna love me And feel the joy of sweet release One of these days, I’ll rise above me And at last I’ll find some peace Then I’m gonna smile a little Maybe even laugh a little but One of these days I’m gonna love me
unfortunately mine isn't even close to being funny...sorry
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Post by crimsonriver on Apr 9, 2006 1:33:31 GMT -5
Top 10 reasons computers must be male 10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 9. A better model is always just around the corner. 8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home. 7. It is always necessary to have a backup. 6. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons. 5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play. 4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. 3. The lights are on but nobody's home. 2. Big power surges knock them out for the night. 1. Size does matter
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Post by Ashleigh on Apr 18, 2006 15:30:15 GMT -5
yeah and then he called me a dirty whore.. fucking asshole.. GRRRR! haha yeahh.. kyle again
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Post by crimsonriver on Apr 21, 2006 3:13:28 GMT -5
Top 10 reasons computers must be female 10. Picky, picky, picky.
9. They hear what you say, but not what you mean.
8. Beauty is only shell deep.
7. When you ask what's wrong, they say "nothing".
6. Can produce incorrect results with alarming speed.
5. Always turning simple statements into big productions.
4. Smalltalk is important.
3. You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.
2. They make you take the garbage out.
1. Miss a period and they go wild
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Post by Ashleigh on Apr 22, 2006 9:47:11 GMT -5
i take offense to that :
joking heres mine.. i get it off of one of logan's posts
certain group of students who are trying to get straight A's. They become completely devoted to doing anything possible to get an A in class. Whenever a student picks on any member of the group, the whole group will later seek out the tormentor and kill them in a brutal fashion, then leave them where the tormentor first picked on the group. At some point, a few teachers who dislike the students give them a grade below an A, hence "Underscore." This causes the group to go insane, and a massive killing spree erupts.
i pasted it into a document, so i can start working on it
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Post by AlterPrecious on Apr 27, 2006 5:46:34 GMT -5
Image credit goes to <a href="http://fotocommunity.de">FotoCommunity.de</a>.<br> Background credit goes to <a href="http://www.wordpress.org">WordPress</a>.<br> A website template by Fabio.
um, something about my layout
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